I'm fine, still swimming through time

lovemetoinfinity:

fancypancakes:

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

so true

When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States (via 391705)
awwww-cute:

Shhh the baby is sleeping

awwww-cute:

Shhh the baby is sleeping

99fantasydogs:

greyhound, whippet, italian greyhound

99fantasydogs:

greyhound, whippet, italian greyhound

xizv:

*does drugs but won’t eat white bread*

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either
scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
the idea to put ants on stilts
there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
confused ants

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either

  • scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
  • the idea to put ants on stilts
  • there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
  • confused ants

seri0uslybecca:

flowers in my quills

flowerchild nugget <3

At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

donechesters:

sorry I didn’t know I needed the TARDIS to access my chemistry homework

donechesters:

sorry I didn’t know I needed the TARDIS to access my chemistry homework